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i have no idea why i thought renting Fast and Furious would be a good choice for movie nite with the wife .....spoiler alert ahead *

Wife - I don't get the plot, why do they need need so many cars to carry the drugs, why not just a truck

Husband - it's because the cars are super fast

Wife - what  !

Husband - okay, the story line isn't perfect

they sold the pontiac silverdome, home to WrestleMania 3 where Hulk bodyslammed Andre the Giant for a measley $500,000 ... that's about $1,000 a month on a 35 year mortgage.

they should of sold this on ebay or craiglist to make it way more interesting

Neiman Marcus has a Thanksgiving Christmas shopping special - you get a $50 giftcard if you spend $100 bucks ! That's insanely good .... to put it in perspective, at HR canadian christmas shopping on its "special VIP" you need to spend $750 to get a $50 giftcard.

Poutine with Eggs Benedict with Holladaise sauce ... this could be a very interesting combination.

Kelsey's has all you can eat wings for $15.99 from Sunday to Wednesday and it was gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.

stuffed toys

I used to watch alot of Raptors games but I just can't anymore ... Tsn article on new rookie DeMar Derozan, mentioning we should be Patient with him .
I'm no expert but you only need to be patient with POINT GUARDS. Why is their no mention, if we drafted Brandon Jennings one spot behind our player that he would be averaging 20 plus points a game . Oh, and no mention Brandon Jennings played in EUROPE last year ... yes Europe, but he was an American who forgave college to play euro-ball so he doesn't have potential like our orginal strategy.

oh, i just checked and Jennings played in Italy, where our GM and assistant GM are from . Damit.

Parents - We have donated your Christmas gift to a charity in your name

Me - Oh

Daughter in law - That's sounds like a great idea Mommy and Daddy

Parents - Thanks, but for you, why don't you go to HR and choose an super overpriced purse and email us the model number and that will be your Christmas gift

Someone buys gift card, someone gets giftcard on Christmas Day, somebody uses giftcard on boxing day when everything is 90% off ...

epic failure

 
so E gave a small donation awhile ago to the TSO , the toronto symphony orchestra and they always send us emails to go to concerts hall at Roy Thompson for a dozen dollars. The seats are always pretty good but they always set aside a couple of rows for donors at super reduced prices. Tonite, we went to see the Shanghai Symphony for $12 with no service charges.

I went to the Leafs game standing room for $20 and $25 of services charges last weekend. And the first two beers came to $25 ! (no joke)

Yes, that's right, the goalie doesn't need to wear a mask if he/she chooses not to .. its in the rules, yet players are forced to wear helmets.

NHL Rule 1.7 Masks – Protective masks of a design approved by the League may be worn by goalkeepers. Protective masks deemed to be worn only to increase stopping area will be considered illegal.

 

did you know there exists Black Chicken? yet no one eats it here ..



the skin is black but the meat is the same. its sold here too but nobody ever buys it so its basically just sold at asian grocery stores.

Sources say the Leafs then considered the vaccination a priority to help protect the flu from spreading to families, opposing teams, and ultimately, those attending Toronto Maple Leafs games.

I always thought they was no hope for my team's star Dion Phaneuf ... until I've been hearing A-Rod's playoff performance . There is a glimmer of hope Flames fans ...

Now somehow we have to convince Kate Hudson to date him.

I like pork ...... but I won't eat pork unless its fully cooked.. who the heck orders pork medium rare. If it isn't me, I have no idea who would.

No, feeding your dog $25/pound lamb chops could cause your dog to get a heart attack ... its b/c the lamb chops are very expensive and tasty and this can damage its health. 

Husband to wife - hey, did u just feed the dog, that lamb chop?

Wife - Yes, she deserves it, she's family.

Husband -  I barely feed myself lamb chops. They are like $25 a pound.

Wife - Our dog isn't worth $25 a pound?

apparently the uber expensive dog food works ... after spending $25 on a bag, the dog started eating up the dried dog food like it was real tasty ..

unfortunately for me, I can't buy this dam dog food in the suburban wal-mart and have to go to a specialty dog store in the beaches

while everyone is lining up for swine flu shots, people should be lining up for ribs b/c its very very cheap now ....

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