I have literally myriads of them ... I already got a new Sealy memory foam mattress and am in the process of getting a new Bose stereo system.

I got an excel spreadsheet for the giftcards.

I have also budgeted a crazyass juicer, an ottoman, a Wii Fit and much needed 2nd controllers, a 7 piece set of Kitchen Aid stainless steel pots and pans, Sonicare toothbrush, scale and have still have gift cards ....

just watching the Olympics with the new family ... "we" are cheering on China as they win the gold in gymnastics and laughing at other countries' fall ...

i even do a karthwheel to thunderous applause as i entered the tv room ....

Now, I need to think of a sport which I could win an Olympic gold . As I hit middle age, my peak physical years are behind me so sports that rely on pure speed like the 100 metre dash are out ... (that plus there are probably about 1-2 billion people currently in the world faster than me)

Of course, curling would be the arguable the easiest sport and I am a very proficient ping pong player.

So let's think of Summer Olympic Sports that I could win a gold. Just like introducing Beach Volleyball was revolutionary before, its the most exciting O-sport out there.

1. chicken wing BBQ cook off - It requires a perfect combination of artistry, physical awareness and everyone has cooked some chicken. If double luge is a sport, BBQing chicken should be one too.

went to WWE Store in Niagara Falls ... a superstore for any Hulkamaniac or wrestling fan ...

There is a bad stereotype towards WWE fans, they are overweight losers who wear fanny belts and dress un-Hugo Boss like.

Wife to Husband "Did you used to look like that"

Husband " What are you talking about ..."

Wife "Every fan of this wrestling likes like that"
 

Question of the day "Will Fanny packs ever be stylish?"

yes, its back ....

i left my w. ring on the air canada red eye flight on the serving tray while i was sleeping and got up and lifted the tray and the ring went missing for the length of a comedy sitcom but was eventually found ...

lesson of the day - keep reading