its like the suburban housing boom except not all the babies look exactly the same ....

I stared at this one baby who was on the tad side of scary looking  for about two hours constantly (don't worry, if you are reading this, its not yours of course)

I'm sure she will grow out of it but not every baby is cute as pie.

you see it in every movie and every tv show .....

People dancing at house parties ......................................

but I have never ever seen it .... maybe I wasn't part of this "crowd" but if you or know of anyone who has been to a house party where people break out and dance, let me know, I would be interested to know if this actually happens ...

and no, it can't be some random loser dancing by himself but a large group of people actually dancing like u see in the movies and tv .....

is that a pro athlete?

No it's a Toronto Maple Leaf.

* disclaimer - Kyle Wellwood actually was waived this week and was claimed by Vancouver - awesome . I like the pick up Canucks.

There was Gretzky-Kurri
There was Jordan-Pippen
There was Gay-Love

Memphis drafted UCLA sensation Kevin Love.

Now they can pair him with their star Rudy Gay.

Combined they are Gay-Love.

New York Knicks have the best fans ... every year at any draft they go crazy at "the draft" ... for the past decade, they have boo'd Isiah Thomas crazy fantasy drafting and trading .....

but last nite was awesome and I missed it

They drafted a dude named Danilo Gallinari.

Guess what the crowd did? They used a lottery pick on a guy named Danilo Gallianari .... and best of all he hails from the Armani Jeans team. (seriously)

This is awesome ... and probably not going well over well at Ruckers Park right now

the Knicks drafted who?

What college did he play for?

Armani Jeans.

At small forward, 6'9, Hailing from Armani Jeans, Danilo Gallianari  ....

just watching it .....

they at the cake deciding phase .... and the bride is demanding a 5-6 tier monster cake so "everyone" will be wow'd ...

memo to bride - no one ever gets wow'd at this stuff

then my partner asks "hey, how many tiers is our cake"

Me - "3"

"What 3 !" in an inbelievable voice

Me - "well the a 3 tier already costs $1500"

"but their cake is only $400"

Me "its just tv make believe"

there was a short line-up surprisely, it was late, dark, was very fast and quick and my head was spinning the entire time

irrefutable proof I am the lovechild of angelina jolie ...

- People watch

Blog's wonderland partner mentioned that all teenage girls wear short shorts but no adults do .... it is more popular than the internet.

- Funnel Cakes

if u only eat one dessert this year, eat a funnel cake with ice cream ... its the only thing u absolutely have to eat there ... it was only $11.49 with ice cream and dam it was worth it. perhaps the best carnival food of them all and thats saying alot . I'm surprised the Calgary Stampede doesn't have these ....

- Scalp tickets

I sold an extra ticket I got from CAA. Buy your tickets here for $34 compared to $50 at the door. That's a savings of a funnel cake and more.

- Don't go on the white water rafting ride

its not like Costa Rica and just walking through the entire empty line up took about 20 minutes since its about 2 kilometres long

- Hot Dog

Its bigger than the rollercoaster

- TOP GUN aka Flight Deck

the best coaster - its fast, its like a jetfighter and does these barrel spins - sit in the first row - its worth the wait - don't go at 2pm or 6pm b/c it maintenance times

- Behemoth

the big new coaster - the free fall is big - and its the only place in the world u can see girls wear Behemoth tshirts

- Mindbuster

all the rides are good and it was tough saying whats the 3rd best was but I'll have to give it to the old wooden rollercoaster, its fun, its classic and the wait time was less than a minute ...

I'm off to wonderland today ... and I just checked and all the rides have been renamed !

Top Gun, Cliffhanger, Drop Zone, Tomb Raider and Italian Job all renamed when Paramount-Viacom sold it to some company ... here are the stupid new names.

• Back Lot Stunt Coaster was called Italian Job: Stunt Track until after the 2007 season, due to Viacom's sale of the park to Cedar Fair.
• Flight Deck was called Top Gun until after the 2007 season due to Viacom's sale of the park to Cedar Fair.
• Riptide was called Cliffhanger until after the 2007 season due to Viacom's sale of the park to Cedar Fair.
• Time Warp was called Tomb Raider: The Ride until after the 2007 season due to Viacom's sale of the park to Cedar Fair.
• Drop Tower was called Drop Zone until after the 2007 season due to Viacom's sale of the park to Cedar Fair.

damit, I really wanted to ride Angelina Jolie ...

I guess I'll have to ride the Time Warp instead.

its the new crack ...

I can't believe how good this stuff is ... no wonder video games are back - its pretty simple and straightforward and its like you are in another world literally. Like James Bond in Horror movie but with the Wii controls you are shooting and slashing monsters.

Awesome.

and I got somehow got the game for $19.99 at Blockbuster brand new.

If I was a teenager, I would say videogames are better than girls.

thats one very interesting tattoo

she just needs a couple dozen more to make it appealing .....

arch rival Edmonton Oilers wifes - ouch - they seem nice if I was working at the Calgary MacDonalds...

Cowboys VIP room

another reason why I hate Dion Phaneuf

I don't like cougars. I don't like my salary cap to be capsized by people who have a title in their job description that says "Defensemen" but does some other job description like Rail VIP.

My blog has been infrutriated by a hockey Tyler Durden ....

the Draft - its not as exciting as the NBA draft  - one one wears the cool suits - but its nevertheless exciting

My team did exactly what I wanted - shed some salary and get an equivalent player who is a scorer instead of a passer - dreams do come true. Unfortunately in the new CBA, $5 million players are complimentary players. The middle tier guys won with this new structure. Guys you never pick in your fantasy pool.

Now, I will draft Mike Cammarelli, in my hockey pool next year and lose.

While watching the tsn report my team had traded one of our stars for a draft pick due to salary cap reasons, I was praying maybe that draft pick could land us another top six forward with a cheaper salary who is a scorer instead of a passer. Then it came on screen - it happened.

Idea for the NHL draft - the draftees dress super duper preppie - this would be awesome marketing for the NHL !

People would wear colourful polo's with their collar up, checkered blazers, sweater vests, cardigans .... this is exactly what the NHL draft needs.

We got a full Michigan line of Cammarelli, Eric Nystrom and David Moss ... the Michigan puck bunnies.
 
overheard for a Michigan puck bunny, "dear Hillary, you can have my sloppy seconds ..."

1400 were turned down in Ontario last year !

How come they haven't made this a movie yet - I think I need to write a rom-com script immediately.

Rom -Com for you unromantic people means romantic comedies.

Can girls propose to guys?

Yes, girls can and do. Its a certain type of girl.

Its called A for Awesome.

or T for Trainwreck.

So I've been getting alot of hits on How to Buy an Engagement ring blog - basically people check it out when they google image it and it googles to Mariah Carey so I thought wouldn't my blog readers know how to buy an engagement ring.

The diamond prices have stagnated over the last couple of years due the high Canadian dollar and mining prices. This is good for you as you get more value for the dollar.
 
For the money, amethyst is the best value. Its a quartz looking diamond that is very very affordable. A couple hundred bucks that at least looks double that !

The best thing about amethyst is people will ask if its a cubic ziconia and you can NO.

You can even brag that Heidi from the Hills got an amethyst for her engagement ring from Spencer and they make $100,000 for appearing at discotheques.

The bestest place to really buy a ring is Costco but unfortunately through bad marketing girls think Tiffany's is better than Costco when in actual fact it is not.

Remember if you are a girl and proposing to yourself .... opps, I mean proposing to your boyfriend, you should always propose with your engagement ring and not his....

     - This needs to be a google question, when girls propose to their boyfriends, do they propose with an engagement ring and is this ring their own ring?