is very difficult right now in this climate. Don't stores think about all the people sipping on Strawberry Daiquiris in Caribbean need to wear shorts to properly enjoy the warm sunny weather. Ridiculous, no wonder retail is struggling.

Why do single guys in their mid thirties think they are George Clooney?

Why do single girls in their mid thirties think they are Carrie Bradshaw?

Damit, its on Sunday and I will be somewhere in the Gulf of Mexico sipping on a Pina Colada.

Get one of those Talking Bass wall art. It adds to the ambience of any bachelor pad. Wall art sets the mood. Talking fish wall art says you are a winner.  

Now that we have seen the most anticipated ultimate fight of our generation, we will see "Beverly Hills Chihuahua". I can hardly wait.

have been raided out of Toronto. The new Bose dvd system didn't play them anyways.

So living in your parent's basement is on the surface a very hilarious situation which could merit an 1980s sitcom but its a reality for some.

Night on the town ... watching Ultimate fighting at the suburban Shoeless Joes. The biggest fight in history .... this was the closest thing to Andre the Giant vs Hulk.
This place was free to watch .. I forced my significant other to join me otherwise I would be some loser by himself watching ultimate fighting in the suburbs.

The WWF wrestler beats the Rocky of the UFC and the crowd boos ... I guess its because its fan love the realness of two guys humping each other and a fake former WWF wrestler winning their championship makes their entire world meaningless.

I can't believe I watch this stuff.

Irony:

Let's just get some snack  food at the theatre ..

No it's too expensive (as someone stuffs bottled water, juices and snacks) into her gigantic Prada purse ....

I couldn't get in ... anytime anything is FREE, its packed.

Opening ceremonies Olympics at SilverCity - Thousands in line - admission price Free

AGO opening - Free - bigline in rain.

I wish you could buy stocks into public endeavours like purchasing whether your property taxes will go up or whether TTC employees will strike.

In 2000, AGO entrance fee was $6.
In 2004, AGO entrance fee was $10.
In 2008, AGO entrance fee is $20.

AGO - Art Gallery of Ontario.

The new Bond is like the new Batman, awesome .....

Blog calling City of Toronto about the utility bill since there is a new garbage waste charge.

Blog - I just got my utility bill and there is no credit for the solid waste management fee.

City - Oh, do you have an amount charged there?

Blog - No.

City - The billing period is probably before November 1st so there is no charge.

Blog - No, this is not residential service, the city has been charging Commercial pickup since July 1st and I've been getting garbage tags from the city for $3.60.

City - "Oh my god"

City - How many tags do you get for that?

Blog - One plus applicable taxes

City - "oh my god !!!"

(you got to love it when the City of Toronto billing person says "oh my god twice in disbelieve at her own employer when you are asking a question"

Blog - well the roll out was July 1st and I've spent about $400 in tags a month so that's around $2000 so far and according to the city we get a small credit but its not reflective in this bill.

City  - "oh my god, let me check for you"

This is garbage.

That's about $40 worth of food a day ... factor in you have breakfast, lunch, dinner, a midnight buffet and a 24 hour pizzeria, it is feasible.

Checking out a bucket of  Stone Effects chemical solvent at Home Depot and then dropping it on your foot and it explodes all over your boat shoes and jeans ... and you are drenched in this half paint half chemical solvent in the middle of this Home Depot aisle and you don't know what to do.

Suburban awesomeness.

Actual conversation -

Mom to son - please be very careful on these cheap cruiselines, people might rob and steal your belongings.

Buying a professional sports team has been the best investment in our generation.

In the early 80s, the Chicago Tribute bought the Cubs for about $21 million dollars and now is soliciting offers of $1 to 1.5 billion !

In the first round of bidding offers of $700 to $900 million were rejected. Now its round two ...