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    October 29

    MEMO to people who work at Points reward companies


    They are using their points to get free merchandise or products or services.

    Customer Service


    I just booked a cross country flight for $900 and the return isn't even direct ! How am I so smart, I booked through a human being as opposed to a computer.

    Me - I would like to book two flights to YYC but I don't have enough points on one of my cards so I want to use two separate cards but I want to make sure I get on the same flight.

    Operator - That is no problem. There is a limit of $900 per flight just to let you know.

    Me - Yes, I am aware of that. I want to book flight X on day X.

    Operator - Okay, that is fine. Here is your confirmation Alpha Romo Gamma.

    Me - Just to make sure, there is enough seats for at the price range for two.

    Operator - Yes, but I have to book separately.

    30 minutes later after collecting all the info ...

    Operator - Okay, the 2nd ticket comes to $1000, $800 plus $200 of taxes. Should I charge your credit card like the last transaction.

    Me - (WTF ! I am using points !!!!! why would I want to pay $1000 for a ticket and also use up my points for a free nation wide ticket with no restrictions other than the $900 limit)

    Me - I thought you said there were two tickets available.

    Operator - Oh, the return for the 2nd ticket now comes to $1,000 so the total comes to $1,900 minus your $900 points credit for any flight.

    Me - but I just told you that I need two tickets to use my points on both tickets. My point was to use the points to get a free ticket and not pay any additional money other than the tax.

    Operator - Confused why I don't want the ticket .....

    another 1 hour ..............

    Operator - The only way I can do a ticket under $900 is if you fly through Regina.

    Me - WTF !
    October 28

    Charles Barkley wants to be GM of a NBA team !


    That would make the NBA quite entertaining.
    October 27

    Reading the paper

    I was confused by the heading, Ford Models match Asian reliability leaders ... seems alittle weird. Then  I read its Ford Cars and not Ford Models as in human runway models. 


    Dogs bad for the enviroment?


    New research that dogs are bad for enviroment

    The person is obviously a cat person ... don't you find it weird if guys are into cats, isn't that like a girl who likes burger king?
    October 24

    Why do we copy crappy shows ...


    Why not Real Housewifes of Pro Hockey Players !

    Now thats something I would want to watch and same with my wife !

    Canadian tv


    I've only watch glimpses of CBC's new show - Battle of the Blades with former hockey players figure skate . Sounds so funny and hilarious. I don't get it. I like figure skating in the Olympics, I like hockey, it doesn't mean I want them mixed together. I like chicken wings, I like chocolate but I don't mix old chicken wings and expired chocolate together.




    Fashion tips

     

    I can't get enough of the pics @ Wal-Mart. Who can resist a guy wearing a FBI (Female Body Inspector) shirt.
    October 23

    Japanese Burger



    actual burger in japan, this thing weighs more than some japanese girls
    October 20

    Child labour


    You know what stock you should buy - Newspapers. Everyone reads the paper on the freakin free internet so you should pay someone to deliver a paper copy to your house.

    I get about 10 calls a day trying to get me to subscribe me to newspaper ... you can get free toasters, etc etc ...

    Anyways, now I get children coming to my door to solicit for the Toronto Star and Sun.

    Last week, a teenager came getting me to subscribe by talking about his/her college scholarship program and the newspaper subscriptions. I think he said he was about 10 subscriptions away from getting a scholarship.

    Then, today, I got a six year old boy come by himself to get me to subscribe.

    Next week, a baby will appear on my door step with a note on it asking me to subscribe.

    Mr. Sub


    I saw this ad this week on Mr. Sub.

     

    There is alot of outrage over apparently the obvious, but I am outraged by how ridiculously unfunny this commercial is.

    Dog food review


    Went shopping for dog food in the Beaches at a "specialty dog food store" .... where the sales guy was trying to sell us organic dog chow. When I said all dried dog food is the same  ... the dog food expert replied feeding IAMS dog food is similar to feeding them McDonalds .. I was alittle confused since my dog won't eat one piece of the thousands of chicken mcnuggets I feed it everyday.

     


    Burger talk


    Burger chat

    Visiting husband from China - What is the most popular fast food place in Canada

    Fast food expert - Definitely McDonalds , Burger King isn't very popular here

    Person from China - Same with China but Burger King is just so big, tasty, fresh with all its vegetables and mayo.

    Wife of Person from China  shaking her head while eating a Wendy's burger.

    Further proof girls across the world don't like Burger King.

    Toronto Cell phones


    I just got one of those super annoying bluetooth handsfree earphone things b/c of the Toronto cell phone ban... I am officially a douchebag.







    October 11

    My pre-meal Thanksgiving


    you know those annoying bloggers who talk about what they ate for dinner or lunch or better yet tell you the best place to eat burgers, wings, etc

    well, i had duck chin for my pre thanksgiving dinner b/c apparently "duck chin is the most popular finger food in shanghai" ... it sort of looks like a chicken wing
     


    Mini pigs as pets


    apparently quite popular in china ...



    although the Mrs. told me that some people sell fake minipigs by selling them baby pigs instead and they are surprised when they have this 200 pound pig living with them ...... (sounds like life in the suburbs)

    Seinfeld reunion


    Curb Your Enthusiam is having its plot this season revolve around a Seinfeld reunion !!!
    October 10

    Thanksgiving recipes


    Baste your body in butter and hope into a jacuzzi.