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October 29 MEMO to people who work at Points reward companiesThey are using their points to get free merchandise or products or services. Customer ServiceI just booked a cross country flight for $900 and the return isn't even direct ! How am I so smart, I booked through a human being as opposed to a computer. Me - I would like to book two flights to YYC but I don't have enough points on one of my cards so I want to use two separate cards but I want to make sure I get on the same flight. Operator - That is no problem. There is a limit of $900 per flight just to let you know. Me - Yes, I am aware of that. I want to book flight X on day X. Operator - Okay, that is fine. Here is your confirmation Alpha Romo Gamma. Me - Just to make sure, there is enough seats for at the price range for two. Operator - Yes, but I have to book separately. 30 minutes later after collecting all the info ... Operator - Okay, the 2nd ticket comes to $1000, $800 plus $200 of taxes. Should I charge your credit card like the last transaction. Me - (WTF ! I am using points !!!!! why would I want to pay $1000 for a ticket and also use up my points for a free nation wide ticket with no restrictions other than the $900 limit) Me - I thought you said there were two tickets available. Operator - Oh, the return for the 2nd ticket now comes to $1,000 so the total comes to $1,900 minus your $900 points credit for any flight. Me - but I just told you that I need two tickets to use my points on both tickets. My point was to use the points to get a free ticket and not pay any additional money other than the tax. Operator - Confused why I don't want the ticket ..... another 1 hour .............. Operator - The only way I can do a ticket under $900 is if you fly through Regina. Me - WTF ! October 28 Charles Barkley wants to be GM of a NBA team !That would make the NBA quite entertaining. October 27 Reading the paperDogs bad for the enviroment?New research that dogs are bad for enviroment The person is obviously a cat person ... don't you find it weird if guys are into cats, isn't that like a girl who likes burger king? October 24 Why do we copy crappy shows ...Why not Real Housewifes of Pro Hockey Players ! Now thats something I would want to watch and same with my wife ! Canadian tvI've only watch glimpses of CBC's new show - Battle of the Blades with former hockey players figure skate . Sounds so funny and hilarious. I don't get it. I like figure skating in the Olympics, I like hockey, it doesn't mean I want them mixed together. I like chicken wings, I like chocolate but I don't mix old chicken wings and expired chocolate together. ![]() October 20 Child labourYou know what stock you should buy - Newspapers. Everyone reads the paper on the freakin free internet so you should pay someone to deliver a paper copy to your house. I get about 10 calls a day trying to get me to subscribe me to newspaper ... you can get free toasters, etc etc ... Anyways, now I get children coming to my door to solicit for the Toronto Star and Sun. Last week, a teenager came getting me to subscribe by talking about his/her college scholarship program and the newspaper subscriptions. I think he said he was about 10 subscriptions away from getting a scholarship. Then, today, I got a six year old boy come by himself to get me to subscribe. Next week, a baby will appear on my door step with a note on it asking me to subscribe. Mr. SubI saw this ad this week on Mr. Sub. There is alot of outrage over apparently the obvious, but I am outraged by how ridiculously unfunny this commercial is. Dog food reviewWent shopping for dog food in the Beaches at a "specialty dog food store" .... where the sales guy was trying to sell us organic dog chow. When I said all dried dog food is the same ... the dog food expert replied feeding IAMS dog food is similar to feeding them McDonalds .. I was alittle confused since my dog won't eat one piece of the thousands of chicken mcnuggets I feed it everyday. Burger talkBurger chat Visiting husband from China - What is the most popular fast food place in Canada Fast food expert - Definitely McDonalds , Burger King isn't very popular here Person from China - Same with China but Burger King is just so big, tasty, fresh with all its vegetables and mayo. Wife of Person from China shaking her head while eating a Wendy's burger. Further proof girls across the world don't like Burger King. October 11 My pre-meal Thanksgivingyou know those annoying bloggers who talk about what they ate for dinner or lunch or better yet tell you the best place to eat burgers, wings, etc well, i had duck chin for my pre thanksgiving dinner b/c apparently "duck chin is the most popular finger food in shanghai" ... it sort of looks like a chicken wing ![]() Seinfeld reunionCurb Your Enthusiam is having its plot this season revolve around a Seinfeld reunion !!! |
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