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Parents - We have donated your Christmas gift to a charity in your name

Me - Oh

Daughter in law - That's sounds like a great idea Mommy and Daddy

Parents - Thanks, but for you, why don't you go to HR and choose an super overpriced purse and email us the model number and that will be your Christmas gift

Someone buys gift card, someone gets giftcard on Christmas Day, somebody uses giftcard on boxing day when everything is 90% off ...

epic failure

 
so E gave a small donation awhile ago to the TSO , the toronto symphony orchestra and they always send us emails to go to concerts hall at Roy Thompson for a dozen dollars. The seats are always pretty good but they always set aside a couple of rows for donors at super reduced prices. Tonite, we went to see the Shanghai Symphony for $12 with no service charges.

I went to the Leafs game standing room for $20 and $25 of services charges last weekend. And the first two beers came to $25 ! (no joke)

Yes, that's right, the goalie doesn't need to wear a mask if he/she chooses not to .. its in the rules, yet players are forced to wear helmets.

NHL Rule 1.7 Masks – Protective masks of a design approved by the League may be worn by goalkeepers. Protective masks deemed to be worn only to increase stopping area will be considered illegal.

 

did you know there exists Black Chicken? yet no one eats it here ..



the skin is black but the meat is the same. its sold here too but nobody ever buys it so its basically just sold at asian grocery stores.

Sources say the Leafs then considered the vaccination a priority to help protect the flu from spreading to families, opposing teams, and ultimately, those attending Toronto Maple Leafs games.

I always thought they was no hope for my team's star Dion Phaneuf ... until I've been hearing A-Rod's playoff performance . There is a glimmer of hope Flames fans ...

Now somehow we have to convince Kate Hudson to date him.

I like pork ...... but I won't eat pork unless its fully cooked.. who the heck orders pork medium rare. If it isn't me, I have no idea who would.

No, feeding your dog $25/pound lamb chops could cause your dog to get a heart attack ... its b/c the lamb chops are very expensive and tasty and this can damage its health. 

Husband to wife - hey, did u just feed the dog, that lamb chop?

Wife - Yes, she deserves it, she's family.

Husband -  I barely feed myself lamb chops. They are like $25 a pound.

Wife - Our dog isn't worth $25 a pound?

apparently the uber expensive dog food works ... after spending $25 on a bag, the dog started eating up the dried dog food like it was real tasty ..

unfortunately for me, I can't buy this dam dog food in the suburban wal-mart and have to go to a specialty dog store in the beaches

while everyone is lining up for swine flu shots, people should be lining up for ribs b/c its very very cheap now ....

They are using their points to get free merchandise or products or services.

I just booked a cross country flight for $900 and the return isn't even direct ! How am I so smart, I booked through a human being as opposed to a computer.

Me - I would like to book two flights to YYC but I don't have enough points on one of my cards so I want to use two separate cards but I want to make sure I get on the same flight.

Operator - That is no problem. There is a limit of $900 per flight just to let you know.

Me - Yes, I am aware of that. I want to book flight X on day X.

Operator - Okay, that is fine. Here is your confirmation Alpha Romo Gamma.

Me - Just to make sure, there is enough seats for at the price range for two.

Operator - Yes, but I have to book separately.

30 minutes later after collecting all the info ...

Operator - Okay, the 2nd ticket comes to $1000, $800 plus $200 of taxes. Should I charge your credit card like the last transaction.

Me - (WTF ! I am using points !!!!! why would I want to pay $1000 for a ticket and also use up my points for a free nation wide ticket with no restrictions other than the $900 limit)

Me - I thought you said there were two tickets available.

Operator - Oh, the return for the 2nd ticket now comes to $1,000 so the total comes to $1,900 minus your $900 points credit for any flight.

Me - but I just told you that I need two tickets to use my points on both tickets. My point was to use the points to get a free ticket and not pay any additional money other than the tax.

Operator - Confused why I don't want the ticket .....

another 1 hour ..............

Operator - The only way I can do a ticket under $900 is if you fly through Regina.

Me - WTF !

That would make the NBA quite entertaining.

I was confused by the heading, Ford Models match Asian reliability leaders ... seems alittle weird. Then  I read its Ford Cars and not Ford Models as in human runway models. 

New research that dogs are bad for enviroment

The person is obviously a cat person ... don't you find it weird if guys are into cats, isn't that like a girl who likes burger king?

Why not Real Housewifes of Pro Hockey Players !

Now thats something I would want to watch and same with my wife !

I've only watch glimpses of CBC's new show - Battle of the Blades with former hockey players figure skate . Sounds so funny and hilarious. I don't get it. I like figure skating in the Olympics, I like hockey, it doesn't mean I want them mixed together. I like chicken wings, I like chocolate but I don't mix old chicken wings and expired chocolate together.

 

I can't get enough of the pics @ Wal-Mart. Who can resist a guy wearing a FBI (Female Body Inspector) shirt.

actual burger in japan, this thing weighs more than some japanese girls